when I'm sittin all alone I'm stoned nobody callin on the phone but I don't mind because I don't care what they say gonna do it anyway cuz all I wanna do all I wanna do all I wanna do is drugs when I'm headed to the bar with you I'm gonna have a toke or two then I'll sneak into a bathroom stall cuz that's not all I'm crushing up some adderall all I wanna do all I wanna do all I wanna do is drugs pills! I'm never gonna get my fill I'm taking time out just to chill things aren't so easy when you're too fucked up to fuck things up I might have to self destruct all I wanna do all I wanna do all I wanna do is drugs

baby why don't you ever call me? you're the only one I ever really need when you're not around it sucks it sucks to be me when you ignore my calls it drives me crazy it's really sad I know just hangin on the telephone but I can't stand to be alone tonight won't you come and take me home tonight? and tell me everything will be alright? I know it sounds cliche but if I could get you to stay I know that everything would be ok lately I've been feelin kinda down I just feel so good when you're around I don't wanna be the lonely kind I was hopin you could help me find the peace of mind I'm lookin for baby listen to me please I gave you the keys to my heart and I don't wanna be apart we're both smarter than this won't you come and take me home tonight? and tell me everything will be alright? I know it sounds cliche but if I could get you to stay I know that everything would be ok won't you come and take me home tonight?

well I'm just sittin here alone starin at my stupid phone I been waitin for a call but it's not from him I know my boyfriend's such a hunk but when we're gettin kinda drunk I close my eyes and I think of you instead I wanna get you on your own see how it goes when we're alone I been thinkin bout you girl every goddamn night run my fingers through your hair oh won't you touch me everywhere? baby won't you hold me tight? let's scissorfight

just a girl on the sidewalk on a saturday night I'll be alright I'll be alright yeah I like to be alone walkin hard walkin fast I got nothin to say I'll be alright I'll be alright I can get home so beep your horns yell your shit I can't hear you beep your horns yell your shit I can't fucking hear you just a creeper in a hyundai on a saturday night I'll be alright I'll be alright pretend to talk on my phone runnin hard runnin fast tryin to get away give it up give it up you won't get blown so beep your horns yell your shit I can't hear you beep your horns yell your shit I can't fucking hear you

I don't wanna go no you can't make me I'm sick and tired of your shit won't you just leave me alone? because I don't wanna go I don't wanna know what you did last night who gave you the evil eye who wouldn't go home with you I sure as fuck don't wanna know you started buying records because somebody told you that it was cool to do you like the replacements because somebody told you that it was cool to do I don't wanna hear about all the cash you have nobody cares no need to brag won't you just buy me a beer? because I don't wanna hear I don't wanna go no you can't make me I don't even wanna smoke your weed oh wait that's not true but I'm just so sick of you you started buying records because somebody told you that it was cool to do you like the replacements because somebody told you that it was cool to do

I woke up late today and I knocked over the ashtray pickin butts out of my hair is always such a nightmare my gut has really got the cramps and I can't button up my pants I can't go out tonight cuz I'm afraid I'll start a fight everything you do or say makes me wanna punch you in the face popped a zit the size of a volcano my emotions swirl like a tornado everything is goin wrong today feels like I'll never be ok this shit is such a drag and I'm not even on the rag I smell like skunk spray my feet are starting to decay ran outta cat food and now I'm in a cunty mood I wanna eat all the food food food food food food food don't wanna shave my legs and all my farts smell like eggs just stepped in cat puke and now I'm feeling really cute hungover even though I didn't drink tried to brush my teeth and barfed in the sink everything is goin wrong today feels like I'll never be ok this shit is such a drag and I'm not even on the rag

I'm just getting bored here just drinking in the corner it's a shame that we don't get out more c'mon baby let's hit the floor it's alright that you've got two left feet I don't care if you step on me the night is young so let's have fun c'mon baby you're the only one so don't take time to think don't have another drink just dance to a shitty song with me please don't make me beg just go shake a leg and dance to a shitty song with me see you standin at the bar thinkin you're a rock star c'mon baby take my hand even though you hate this band I know it's lame I know it's trite but dance with me for just one night the night is young so let's have fun c'mon baby you're the only one so don't take time to think don't have another drink just dance to a shitty song with me please don't make me beg just go shake a fuckin leg and dance to a shitty song with me na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na so don't take time to think don't have another drink just dance to a shitty song with me I know this dj sucks but we paid five fucks so dance to a shitty song with me

well I've got tissues up my nose it smells like something's decomposed don't think it's even diagnosable following me everywhere I go what's that smell? what's that strong bouquet? what's that smell? will it go away? I just took out the fuckin trash and washed my dirty underpants don't think I'll ever understand why I smell like a dog's anal gland it smells like old man farts and kindergarten barf it isn't dog poo I know it's not my smelly shoes I'm askin you, what's that smell?

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well I been workin all week and I'm sick and tired of being home all night on the xbox live don't wanna be sober I just really wanna have a good time so put your party shirt on and we're ready to go let's go and drink some beers at a punk rock show drinkin all night and in the morning I'll be stumblin home I'm just a night owl night owl this is true night owl night owl same as you night owl night owl always something to do in this town somethingsomethingsomething cuz we're havin a ball I've done so much coke I can't feel my pulse don't wanna be a junkie I just really wanna have a good time blahblahblahblahblah and my air guitar tripped and fell on my face yep it's gonna leave a scar got kicked out of the bar and I don't know where I left the car I'm just a night owl night owl this is true night owl night owl same as you night owl night owl always something to do in this town well I been workin all week and I'm sick and tired of being home all night on the xbox live now it's a quarter to one there's still a lot of drinking to be done night owl night owl night owl night owl it's a quarter to two let's get stick n poke tattoos night owl night owl night owl night owl it's a quarter to three I gotta put my head between my knees night owl night owl night owl night owl it's a quarter to four and I'm passed out with my face on the floor